you try hard, i’ll give you that. but you really aren’t even coming close to being slightly funny.

Bush is a freaking idiot.

Wow. And to think we could have had Al Gore back in 2000. Gore, by the way, said all of these gems…
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”
“Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’”
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
“[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children.”
I can even hear his slow, rambling drawl….

I have been to new mexico and I felt like it was another country,
anyway he dont need the world,,when he retires he can come home to TEXAS,,it dont get any better

you democrats are so obcessed with bush guess what he cant run again ! if so he would be re-elected